NotAnElfs Review Overview
Posted: 2019 Jan 04, 05:31
Following Ronin's example, I'm going to bundle the reviews for my current/past toys here, instead of giving each their own thread.
2018: A year in review
So 2018 saw a fair bit of change in the toy realm for me. Some new ones joined and a quite a few toys left as well. Getting a VR headset meant the handheld onaholes got used less and less, cause hot damn is VR porn something else when you can use a hefty hip toy. Combine that with a summer that was hot and humid as all hell, and you end up with less fapping happening, and a massively increased risk of stray moisture ruining your day. This is how the EPH Shinsei met it's untimely demise, which was a bit of a bummer after a less than a year of medium use. The main newcomer in 2018 was the Kyo Piston. Infernal Monkey's review was what made me get mine, and I don't have enough to add to that to warrant a separate post.
The tail end of 2018 brought a brief stint with Tenga's new offering, which was just as gimmicky as it looked. It also brought more NPG news in the form of a new Extreme Pleasure Hip being in the works, as well as "super realistic" Yuria Satomi Meiki. The Meiki was a no-brainer, it built upon the construction the Marugoto: AIKA used while also promising a "lifelike" tunnel. For the hip, I turned to the Japanese onahole review sites, to get an idea about if waiting on this third iteration was actually worth it. And while the onaho.net review seemed really promising, by the time it came out it had gained a contender for the "last toy purchase" spot: The largest addition to the Puni Ana line yet...
Review Index
Toy History
What follows is a list of now disposed of toys and the reason why they left the collection.
2018: A year in review
So 2018 saw a fair bit of change in the toy realm for me. Some new ones joined and a quite a few toys left as well. Getting a VR headset meant the handheld onaholes got used less and less, cause hot damn is VR porn something else when you can use a hefty hip toy. Combine that with a summer that was hot and humid as all hell, and you end up with less fapping happening, and a massively increased risk of stray moisture ruining your day. This is how the EPH Shinsei met it's untimely demise, which was a bit of a bummer after a less than a year of medium use. The main newcomer in 2018 was the Kyo Piston. Infernal Monkey's review was what made me get mine, and I don't have enough to add to that to warrant a separate post.
The tail end of 2018 brought a brief stint with Tenga's new offering, which was just as gimmicky as it looked. It also brought more NPG news in the form of a new Extreme Pleasure Hip being in the works, as well as "super realistic" Yuria Satomi Meiki. The Meiki was a no-brainer, it built upon the construction the Marugoto: AIKA used while also promising a "lifelike" tunnel. For the hip, I turned to the Japanese onahole review sites, to get an idea about if waiting on this third iteration was actually worth it. And while the onaho.net review seemed really promising, by the time it came out it had gained a contender for the "last toy purchase" spot: The largest addition to the Puni Ana line yet...
Review Index
- Meiki No Hinkaku Ayano Nana, Rin Sakuragi Brilliant Retirement Commemoration, Nakadashi Orgasm Honoka Mihara
- N.P.G. EPH Shinsei(v2) and Shigoku no Chikara
- Meiki Sosei Yuria Satomi - COMING SOON
- Puni Ana Miracle DX - IN PROGRESS
Toy History
What follows is a list of now disposed of toys and the reason why they left the collection.
- Fuwatoro Oppai 2000 : Kinda lost it's reason for being around
- Meiki no Saigen Marugoto: AIKA : Worn out after some good use. /tipshat
- Tenga Spinner Hex : Unless you like feeling a hard plastic spiral against your shaft, pass
- EPH Shinsei(v2): Humid summer used Mould! It was super effective
- Rin Sakuragi Brilliant Retirement Commemoration: wasn't getting used anymore
- Nakadashi Orgasm Honoka Mihara : Don't be lazy about cleaning, kids!
- Meiki No Hinkaku Ayano Nana: Factory defect, see review
- Student Council President: Just got bored with it
- La Bocca Della Verita: The teeth came loose and caused a tear
- Meiki No Shōmei No,006 Yán Rú Yì (Yen Yu Yee): Broke rather fast, the material shows it's age on the older meikis
- Julia +: Worn out after a fair bit of use
- Rends USB warmer (the pink one): USB cord broke
- Gokuatsu Lover :water ended up between the layers
- Kokos Tong-Ggo, Hera Hip Mini, Meiki Three Sisters: Nymphomania and Virgin: Just not up to par compared with the Japanese offerings