When Sexy Time Never Arrives
Posted: 2017 Jan 06, 15:22
Hello Onahole goers!
Gelato-desu here - first I'd like to thank you guys for the wonderful reviews and resource provided through this website, this is much warranted as this my first official post here.
For sometime now I have had the pleasure of reading and learning about this wonderful thing called Onahole's and likewise, had the fortunate luck of using them as time went on. I live in Canada where apparently Loli-ism is not tolerated but the ability to pleasure yourself with a rubber toy without its packaging is.
The premise of this post is particularly one of bashing but I'm hoping to a certain degree, that this will inform new explorers of onahole products to know of the perils that await them when their expecting their sexy time when it in fact never ultimately arrives.
This particular story started on the cusp of the new years on December 28th, 2016 - I decided to brave the interwebs to my secret website on NLS to make my 3rd order. Given the tight window of opportunity (no puns intended...or was it?) I decided to take the plunge and ordered myself a tidy upgrade to my onahole arsenal, a Open My Pussy! -COCOLO- and man, was I excited. I elected to check out with DHL (completely forgetting that they would list the package contents as rubber toy and lotion...) and that it would show up at my door step during the first week after the new years.
Well, as per NLS, they reopened their doors for work and my package was promptly shipped on the 4th of January 2017 sometime in the afternoon (Japan local time). It found its way from Narita to Tokyo where it travelled directly to Ohio in Cincinnati the same day.
Of course I was tracking this damn thing the whole time - on January 5th 2017 (yesterday at the time of this writing) the package made its way from Cincinnati and landed in Ontario where it went through customs. I got tagged with some additional fees which were settled online right away which then made its way to the delivery facility to be shipped out by COURIER the same day.
I waited anxiously the whole day (yesterday) for that package to show up as I can't let my family members know that package would arrive. Of course naturally I was perked up on my couch staring at my door for that elusive door bell ring. During which I opted to be notified right away via email and text when there's an update to the delivery status.
To my horror and dismay - the delivery was DELIVERED and SIGNED (by god knows who because it was blank by virtue of the proof of delivery).
It was "supposed" to have arrived at my door step at 5:13PM, this notification was received at 5:27PM.
I called DHL right away and demanded to know where my package was just dropped off.
And here I am now getting led around the bush by DHL claiming it was delivered when it in fact truthfully was not.
I know some of you folks here might be good with DHL deliveries but I am sure as hell not. My first time with this delivery service which by the way costed way more then my usual EMS delivery and ruined sexy time for me in-time for the weekend.
I will need a lot of tissues...not for thy hand but for these tears of mine. Would like to hear if anyone had a similar story they'd like to share.
Thanks for reading
-Gelato-desu
Gelato-desu here - first I'd like to thank you guys for the wonderful reviews and resource provided through this website, this is much warranted as this my first official post here.
For sometime now I have had the pleasure of reading and learning about this wonderful thing called Onahole's and likewise, had the fortunate luck of using them as time went on. I live in Canada where apparently Loli-ism is not tolerated but the ability to pleasure yourself with a rubber toy without its packaging is.
The premise of this post is particularly one of bashing but I'm hoping to a certain degree, that this will inform new explorers of onahole products to know of the perils that await them when their expecting their sexy time when it in fact never ultimately arrives.
This particular story started on the cusp of the new years on December 28th, 2016 - I decided to brave the interwebs to my secret website on NLS to make my 3rd order. Given the tight window of opportunity (no puns intended...or was it?) I decided to take the plunge and ordered myself a tidy upgrade to my onahole arsenal, a Open My Pussy! -COCOLO- and man, was I excited. I elected to check out with DHL (completely forgetting that they would list the package contents as rubber toy and lotion...) and that it would show up at my door step during the first week after the new years.
Well, as per NLS, they reopened their doors for work and my package was promptly shipped on the 4th of January 2017 sometime in the afternoon (Japan local time). It found its way from Narita to Tokyo where it travelled directly to Ohio in Cincinnati the same day.
Of course I was tracking this damn thing the whole time - on January 5th 2017 (yesterday at the time of this writing) the package made its way from Cincinnati and landed in Ontario where it went through customs. I got tagged with some additional fees which were settled online right away which then made its way to the delivery facility to be shipped out by COURIER the same day.
I waited anxiously the whole day (yesterday) for that package to show up as I can't let my family members know that package would arrive. Of course naturally I was perked up on my couch staring at my door for that elusive door bell ring. During which I opted to be notified right away via email and text when there's an update to the delivery status.
To my horror and dismay - the delivery was DELIVERED and SIGNED (by god knows who because it was blank by virtue of the proof of delivery).
It was "supposed" to have arrived at my door step at 5:13PM, this notification was received at 5:27PM.
I called DHL right away and demanded to know where my package was just dropped off.
And here I am now getting led around the bush by DHL claiming it was delivered when it in fact truthfully was not.
I know some of you folks here might be good with DHL deliveries but I am sure as hell not. My first time with this delivery service which by the way costed way more then my usual EMS delivery and ruined sexy time for me in-time for the weekend.
I will need a lot of tissues...not for thy hand but for these tears of mine. Would like to hear if anyone had a similar story they'd like to share.
Thanks for reading
-Gelato-desu